"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/27/2015 at 15:16 • Filed to: Random thoughts

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I want, nay, need an air freshener for my car that smells like a fresh tube of tennis balls.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 15:20

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Why would you want your car to smell like balls?

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 15:28

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I need one that smells like either suntan lotion, chlorine, or a combination of both.

Don't ask.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/27/2015 at 15:33

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Because I like them. Big, fuzzy ones, to be precise.

$kaycog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 15:52

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How about a Yankee Candle?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > $kaycog 06/27/2015 at 16:01

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Lighting a candle in a moving vehicle doesn’t strike me as the best idea...

$kaycog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 16:04

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Very true. I really don’t know if it’s a real thing anyway.

Echo51 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 16:08

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Don’t make me need to go smell a fresh tube of tennis balls now...

NoneOfYourBiz > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/27/2015 at 20:20

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Step 1 - get fresh tube of tennis balls

Step 2 - “Will it blend?”

Step 3 - Profit?

Fresh tennis balls do smell pretty great.

One that I like, though not when driving: “cedar and sage” incense using an enclosed burner. Ninja level car freshener.